She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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