we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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