What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
