Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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