Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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