bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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