That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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