I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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