Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
high people should be assigned attendants
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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