Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
