Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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