how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sorry my hands just texted you
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Randomize
