I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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