Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My dick has a subreddit
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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