You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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