my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
