I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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