I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I will be naked everywhere
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You can't just leave with hair like that
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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