Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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