but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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