I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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