I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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