Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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