Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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