I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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