I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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