Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
