11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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