I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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