U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
