Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
