I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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