You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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