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made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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