I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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