i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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