Dual....:-)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
someone owes me an orgasm
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Dicks are not precious.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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