And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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