Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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