I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm passing your future prison.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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