Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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