that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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