Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We had sex on a dog bed..
Terrible idea I love it
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize