Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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