is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
