Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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