No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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