Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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