woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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