what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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