Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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