Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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