did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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