My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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