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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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