If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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